I might have said one or two of these things.

i am sure you all have seen the "Sh*t (fill in the blank) says."

i love these and so many are spot on.

i ran across "sh*t urban moms say" and zomg! this is so perfect. so, so perfect.

i mean for other people i know, not for me. because i have never said some of these things. :side eye:

well maybe the whole foods thing, but not the other stuff. ok, well maybe the part about the iPad and wine but that's it!

swearsies.